Single-Serving Photo

It’s been a while since I’ve posted. I apologize to you all. While enjoying an evening of Jackie Chan’s Drunken Master (1978), I was able to snap a couple of photos before my equally drunken yet kung-fu-challenged friends started acting up.

I made a conscious decision to spare no Photoshop trickery in the quest for the most arresting image. This decision is a direct result of viewing Andrzej Dragan’s gallery of light painting portraits, achieved through a careful attention to light and exposure during shooting followed by the most impressive display of Rembrandt-esque manipulation I’ve seen.

So that’s why I messed this one all up.

This is al-you-mini-um foil.

A stove clock. In macro.

i have sadly, neglected the ol’ singleservingphoto. ahhh, i am a meanie mcmeanerpants… but it was all for a good reason! I have spent my time moving! And becoming TETRIS QUEEN! Behold, the agony of defeat!

and behold! a sad monkey or something! (yes, this is what I do at my weekend job, photograph stuffed monkeys… i mean… sell flowers)

Here is one I snapped a couple of days ago but didn’t get a chance to post. I froze my fingers off taking it, but this smoke stack is, for some reason, really cool to me.

This is the snowstorm that allowed me to stay home from work today.