It’s been a while since I’ve posted. I apologize to you all. While enjoying an evening of Jackie Chan’s Drunken Master (1978), I was able to snap a couple of photos before my equally drunken yet kung-fu-challenged friends started acting up.

I made a conscious decision to spare no Photoshop trickery in the quest for the most arresting image. This decision is a direct result of viewing Andrzej Dragan’s gallery of light painting portraits, achieved through a careful attention to light and exposure during shooting followed by the most impressive display of Rembrandt-esque manipulation I’ve seen.

So that’s why I messed this one all up.

This is al-you-mini-um foil.

A stove clock. In macro.